Once upon a time, is a place far far away...
There lived an Actress, "Plastic Surgeon in LA, can you make me the fairest again today"?
"Alas dearest Actress, that I cannot, for there is yet a younger another - Snow White is hot and you are not."
Called the media, she did enraged, to ruin that Snow White who was half her age.
Snow White scandalized ran from town where no one who matter was around.
Snow White was hot, but the guys, they were not, nor rich, and so she hated it there.
Then one day, a Prince arrived, passing by when his car broke down. He spotted Snow White, and thought she was hot, and so Charming he was as he made his move.
Snow White saw Prince Charming, good looking and rich, it couldn't be topped so came night and Prince Charming knew he was going to tap that.
Meanwhile, the Actress asked, "Plastic Surgeon in LA, can you make me the fairest again today"?
"Alas dearest Actress, that I cannot, for there is yet a younger another - Snow White is hot and you are not."
"That little whore, I fix her today, with this poison apple iphone."
Morning came and Prince Charming left, promising he would call. Many days passed but no calls came, Snow White was fretting by her phone, "Why won't he just call!"
Frustrated she whined and threw her phone, breaking it in pieces. As soon as it was gone, she realized the damaged done. What would she do, she had no money for a new cell phone, and what if Prince Charming called?
She thought about using one of her admirers to get a new phone, but then she was saved, when a new shiny apple iphone arrived in the mail.
She was happy as can be, and decided to call her Prince Charming to be. But as soon as she dailed, she fell to the curse, asleep forever.
Prince Charming was returning back home, when he saw on his phone, a number he vaguely recalled, the hot little whore, from the backwards town. He decided to stop by, hey, she was good for a ride!
But alas he was too late for poor Snow White's fate. She was way too fine, and he kissed her one last time. But then it happened, she opened her eyes, and glazed at Prince Charming, gleeful she was, now maybe he would be a boyfriend true.
Prince Charming, as well. was happy indeed for now they could knock knees. "Snow White, so fair, girl so fine, would you like to be my Fuck Buddy."
Snow White was unimpressed, but wishful she was, and so she agreed, just until the day he would fall to his knee.
And they lived happily ever after. Prince Charming had his fuck buddy while he dated others and Snow White still hopes Prince Charming will see what I lovely wife she would be.
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