Modern Fairy Tale: Prince Charming Asked Snow White to be Fuck Buddies

Once upon a time, is a place far far away...

There lived an Actress, "Plastic Surgeon in LA, can you make me the fairest again today"?

"Alas dearest Actress, that I cannot, for there is yet a younger another -  Snow White is hot and you are not."

Called the media, she did enraged, to ruin that Snow White who was half her age.

Snow White scandalized ran from town where no one who matter was around.

Snow White was hot, but the guys, they were not, nor rich, and so she hated it there.

Then one day, a Prince arrived, passing by when his car broke down.  He spotted Snow White, and thought she was hot, and so Charming he was as he made his move.

Snow White saw Prince Charming, good looking and rich, it couldn't be topped so came night and Prince Charming knew he was going to tap that.

Meanwhile, the Actress asked, "Plastic Surgeon in LA, can you make me the fairest again today"?

"Alas dearest Actress, that I cannot, for there is yet a younger another -  Snow White is hot and you are not."

"That little whore, I fix her today, with this poison apple iphone."

Morning came and Prince Charming left, promising he would call.  Many days passed but no calls came, Snow White was fretting by her phone, "Why won't he just call!"

Frustrated she whined and threw her phone, breaking it in pieces.  As soon as it was gone, she realized the damaged  done.  What would she do, she had no money for a new cell phone, and what if Prince Charming called?

She thought about using one of her admirers to get a new phone, but then she was saved, when a new shiny apple iphone arrived in the mail.

She was happy as can be, and decided to call her Prince Charming to be.  But as soon as she dailed, she fell to the curse, asleep forever.

Prince Charming was returning back home, when he saw on his phone, a number he vaguely recalled, the hot little whore, from the backwards town.  He decided to stop by, hey, she was good for a ride!

But alas he was too late for poor Snow White's fate.  She was way too fine, and he kissed her one last time.  But then it happened, she opened her eyes, and glazed at Prince Charming, gleeful she was, now maybe he would be a boyfriend true.

Prince Charming, as well. was happy indeed for now they could knock knees. "Snow White, so fair, girl so fine, would you like to be my Fuck Buddy."

Snow White was unimpressed, but wishful she was, and so she agreed, just until the day he would fall to his knee.

And they lived happily ever after.  Prince Charming had his fuck buddy while he dated others and Snow White still hopes Prince Charming will see what I lovely wife she would be.

3 Month Plan

So, my plan right now is to try to get to 150 pounds by the end of this year.  At 154, I officially switch from obese to overweight.

At 150, my plan is to take new dating profile photos and subscribe to one of those paid dating sites.  It will either be eHarmony or Match.  I haven't decided yet.  At that point, I'm going to see if being 150 makes a lick of difference in my response rate - meaning does anyone contact me.

As it stands right now, I rarely get contacted by anyone on the free dating sites I'm on.  Maybe one guy a month and he is usually just looking for a hook up.

I'm really curious and scared to know if being 150 is going to make that big a difference.  Is losing 10 pounds going to change anything? They say you go down a dress size for every 10 pounds you lose.  So, will I be a size 12 pant size at 150, a size 8 dress?  It sure would be nice.

My fear is that I'm still going to be my fat ginormous self, wasting money, as, same as always, no guys express any interest.

Maybe I should try messaging guys who seem interesting again.  You know, taking charge and being the guy.  It has never worked before.  Most guys just ignore my message.  The few that reply disappear after a message or too.  They just are not interested.  If they were, they would have contacted me first.

Flirtatude with a Dress

I went to the eye doctor on Saturday.  I put on a white dress (I never wear white but this dress looks cute on me and it was 4 dollars so how could I say no?), a pink cardigan, and pink strappy heals.  It was a cute outfit and I looked good.

Apparently the doctor thought so too, because he was very flirty.  He made me uncomfortable at one point when he said, "I first noticed the shoes and then I noticed your lovely breast..."  At this point he pauses and I wrap my cardigan around me.  Am I flashing the guy, I'm wondering.  Then he continues, "Awareness dress.  Did you wear that outfit for breast cancer awareness month?"  

Hah.  And no, I didn't.  Although I could see where he would think that.  I just picked an outfit and put it on that morning.

I may not be pretty, but I do know a little something about turning a head or two.  It's call putting on a dress, looking nice, and wearing some cute shoes.  Women do it so rarely, that, ugly or not, guys take notice and often appreciate.  I don't want to share that secret because, if I did, I would never get any attention!

This weekend I'm going to pick out a new pair of glasses.  I'm going with my friend and the theme is sexy librarian.  And, of course, I have to look the part.  So, I'm going to bust out the pencil shirt, stilettos, and hair in a bun with a pencil to find my new pair.  It should be great fun and a lot of sexiness to be had.

It's been 3 days and "let's be friends" guy hasn't responded back to me.  So, it seems I was right.  He just wanted to feel like he wasn't in my bad graces.  Once he got that, he's out again.  It makes me sad, for myself, that things like this happen.  I swear I never thought about him and was past it.  And then, he just randomly pops back into my life and then, just as quickly, is gone.  Is it really that hard just to stay out of someone's life if you don't plan on bettering it?

BTW, I look amazing today.  I have my hair up all retro and a cute dress on.  The outfit would look better with heals, but since my leg is still bothering me, I'm opting for flats.

 

"Let's be Friends"?

Riddle me this, why would a guy, who broke up with you, pop back into your life 3 months later and ask to be friends?

I do know this much, a person would only do that if they were looking for something from you, or to get something out of it.  The question is, what?

Are you bored?
Did you enjoy their company but not enough to be in a romantic relationship with them?
Do you feel bad about how you ended it, and by them saying "yes", you feel better about yourself?
Did you think better about your decision and are trying the "let's be friends" line to get back in?
Why would you even want to be friends with someone of the opposite sex, especially someone you've been sexual with?
Why would you offer to be friends with someone you know liked-liked you?  Why would you put them in that position?  Even if you really would like to be friends with them, if you value them that highly, wouldn't you just walk away knowing that it would be painful for that person knowing you don't feel the same way about them?

I just don't have a clue.  It is a game, and I'm not good at games.

I'm leaning towards - just wanted to feel better. 

But, once you start playing the game, it is best to see it through to the end.  If someone has moved on, it's not nice to pop up just to reset the clock.

Lingerie

I love lingerie.  Probably because I'd love to have a reason to buy it and someone to wear it for.  Unfortunately, I don't, and I'm not going to spend lots of money for something that is just going to sit in my closet.   But, surprisingly, I've taken to sleeping with just a pair of underwear on. 

Some know, I hate the word panties.  Panties is what a little girl wears.  To refer to panties as sexual is creepy.  To refer to panties as what a grown woman wears is to liken the woman to a girl and demeaning.

My term of choice is underwear, but since not all like that, maybe I'll start using skivvies or bloomers.  Both are acceptable to me.